Wednesday, April 06, 2005

The Prince is Dead, Long Live the Prince!

As the world mourns a Pope and a royal heir prepares for a semi-royal wedding, the second-smallest country in the world mourns the loss of its monarch. Prince Rainier of Monaco is dead at the age of 81.

For anyone for whom monarchy is anathema, consider this: He got to marry Grace Kelly. He got to marry Grace Kelly. I said, HE GOT TO MARRY GRACE KELLY! Is this getting through to you? Monte Carlo wasn't Monte Carlo before Princess Grace. One hot movie actress wife and a little publicity can make you wealthy beyond your wildest dreams.

Single men, your goal is clear: survey your property, declare statehood, establish a monarchy with yourself on the throne, and find a hot Hollywood actress to marry. Who's available right now?

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