Thursday, May 05, 2005

Unclean! Unclean!

The upcoming terrorism simulation at PNC Park will end on a wet note:

The scenario is a closely guarded secret. It will involve a series of events requiring those who leave the ballpark to undergo decontamination. Portable decontamination showers will be set up at stadium exits.
A real shower? Just like a Pittsburgh Pirates baseball game -- by the time it's all over, there won't be a dry eye in the house.

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