Friday, July 29, 2005

Mystical, Magical Birther King

Today is one of those good news days, apparently. A baby has been born in a Burger King parking lot just east of Pittsburgh. Either he was ready for solid food, or he wanted his first experience in the outside world to be a memorable one. After all, despite all of the "Super Size Me" style propaganda, more people die in hospitals than in fast food joints. Burger King is a much happier place to be born, especially if you get one of those cool orange fluorescent Human Torch action figures.

On the other hand, the child might get stuck with this clown for his godfather:

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Any idea what Humpty Hump is going to name his new son?

Nicko McDave said...

Humpty Hump? Another plastic-faced freak from the 80's!