Friday, June 02, 2006

An Ordinary Day In Downtown Pittsburgh

Good grief!

A woman stripped naked and sprinted into Downtown traffic Thursday morning after trying to shoplift a bag of peanuts from the Smithfield News, police said.


Where did she try to hide the peanuts?

Foolish criminal -- doesn't she know that if you are going to steal stuff, you need clothes to hide it in? Never go into a shop naked unless you are planned to pay for what you take. You'll never get away with it.

Oh -- she's not in jail now; she's in a mental hospital. Good luck with that.

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