Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Integrated At Birth...Or Something

Someone at the Tribune-Review has been conducting bizarre human genetics experiments...or so it would seem, from this image that appeared on the Trib's web site this morning:

Yikes! It was not quite 5:30 this morning when that image appeared before my eyes. It was a little too early for me to comprehend such inconceivable weirdness, especially over a bowl of puffed rice in skim milk. Happily, I can now report that Mr. Mike Seate has stepped in and put an end to the disturbance:

You can bet that I am right now breathing a sigh of relief that the Trib's layout engineers didn't try to splice Pat Buchanan with Mike Seate. That is one nightmare that I really do not wish to contemplate right now. Or ever.

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