Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Moron Mail

As if the jerks who get paid to write for the Psychosis-Gazette aren't bad enough, check out the idiots who write to the paper in hopes of seeing their words published on the editorial page.

From Monroeville:

In selecting Sarah Palin to be his running mate, does John McCain think he can sway some of the pro-Hillary voters to his ticket?
John McCain selected Sarah Palin as his running mate because she can attract Hillary voters to the Republican side? That's news to me -- I must have missed the memo. Oh, that's right! I didn't get the memo because I'm not a Democrat! Only a Democrat would be stupid or evil enough to propagate the lie that Sarah Palin is supposed to make Hillary people vote Republican. Naturally, the liars are Psychosis-Gazette subscribers.

From Churchill:
The Republican attempt at winning the votes of disappointed Hillary supporters is an insult to the female electorate. Those Hillary supporters who would vote for the McCain-Palin ticket because of that selection diminish Mrs. Clinton's candidacy and the aspirations of woman who aspire to elected office based on their qualifications and not their gender.
Supposedly, this is a different moron than the first letter writer. The BIG LIE memo is certainly making the rounds in the eastern suburbs.

What does Swisshelm Park say?
And, by the way, John McCain, if you think that you can condescend to us female voters by placing Sarah Palin's name on the ballot, you are sadly mistaken. She is nowhere near qualified to be vice president and is nowhere near as qualified as Hillary Clinton to help run this country.
The hate is palpable, and matched only by the correspondents' obtuseness. Allow me to make something clear:

SARAH PALIN WAS NOT CHOSEN AS MCCAIN'S RUNNING MATE BECAUSE OF HILLARY CLINTON! SHE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HILLARY CLINTON! SARAH PALIN IS A CONSERVATIVE! SHE WAS CHOSEN TO WIN BACK DISAFFECTED REPUBLICANS! And guess what -- IT'S WORKING! SO STOP WITH THE STUPID HILLARY BULLSHIT AND PAY SOME FUCKING ATTENTION, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

I could also shout something about having these dorks hit themselves over the head with hammers, but of course they would never do that -- unless the order came in the form of a memo from DNC headquarters.

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